S37E02 – In The Sand?
Episode 2 – In the sand?
A visual fist bump to start this episode
This is the Former Fatty Dance, whenever you lose a pound (or kilo) you do this dance for good luck
Own what a cute liz….
You realize how cold they were when you see Alison crying over a fire-making kit
And if you think that’s not enough, watch Natalia freeze to death on tv
Mother Nature telling you nobody wants to see that
Whaaaaat? Medical, we need medical
We have a new character: Madalie. She is MAD, bro
Killer Bee to be the first island hot of the season?
The Girls Alliance Dance, whenever you go out with your girlfriends you must do this dance for good luck
The hand sizes though
Es hora de cortala!
The mockery in Madalie’s face makes it even better
Daddy be cursing
He ate A FLOWER? Medical, we need medical
This mute man is funny, why can’t he speak?
Supergirl low-key saving the challenge
*If I was playing Survivor*
When you regret eating that fourth slice of pizza
It’s an Angelina sandwich!
Mayor of Crytown ready to give her crying speech
When you wanna pick your nose but you’re on tv
It’s the Angelina Patrol!
Jury Management Classes #1 – Name your alliances
Madalie motivating her team mate
Yesterday was Johnny IMPACT’s birthday!
First time ever the keep an eye worked in this game
The happiness of having the Immunity Idol on your hands
His love for Survivor is his drug
Ok, who farted?
That one time Killer Bee was forgotten by her own Tribe
I can’t tell if Mike’s butthole eyes are open or not
The famous last words, something is going south for this girls soon…
First Tribal Council, first eye rolling
That came out wrong
Tell that to Jeff and his fucking island of advantages
Three stages of receiving a shocking information
Walk like a boss
Shut up gimme my idol
The cameraman answered Christian, he got slapped
Gabby does not want bullshit talk
My two states of mind
Daddy stripping for you
Jeremy be stretching
He lost a lot of weight…and half of his brain
Sweet serial killer
Jury Management Classes #2 – Hug your allies before a strategy talk
Having to wait another 7 days for Survivor
The I Have A Buddy Dance – Whenever your buddy have your back do this dance for good luck
Mayor of Crytown performing at camp
I wouldn’t waste your time or mine
Mayor of Crytown fucking dying of dehydration
The Survivor Gods were never called this much
This is how you spot when Jeff doesn’t like the result of the vote
Madalie watching the challenge performances
Madalie and the boogers
Cowgirl starting her strategic mastermind path
A true legend is always remembered for their skills
We didn’t either brother
Mayor of Crytown with her last tears
A #blindside is only a #blindside if it has a #jawdrop
Alec man is a challenge beast!
You find an idol you kiss the idol…just don’t smell it
First ass shot of the season and of course the girl is the first boot
When you just got beat by a Tribe of giants and the mma fighter tells you you lost because you suck and not because they’re giants
I bet every season people do this but they never found nothing
Waves do not like docs
Run, Forest, RUN!
We all have heard or said this before
Fans on S35: We are tired of so much idols and advantages!
Jeff on S36: We brought you an entire island of idols and advantages!
Sand Castle – In theathers October 3rd
Peace? In Survivor? Uhh…
So Mayor of Crytown went from the sweet young girl who care for the others to an overconfident bitch in one episode? The power of the editing!
This is my favourite part, before the blindside when the votes start to turn and the confident person starts to shit their pants
Jury Management Classes #3 – Make eye contact with the other Tribe(s)
Gabby low-key confused about what to do at Tribal
Carl be mad too
Speaking of which…
Me figuring out who voted for who every Tribal
Alec showing the real happy trail
When we will ever have a bro alliance again?
An idol find is an idol find
Everything about me speaks I’m not gonna work my ass off
Every time Dan shows up on the tv
Years ago I thought they didn’t give them sunscreen
Supergirl coming to save her team and me forgetting to subtitle this one
I bet she rechecked herself after that Tribal
Madalie bossing a coconut
Supergirl with a face paint
Alec has an “I’m gonna do bad things with you” face
Mayor of Crytown just lost the election, BEGONE.
Next time on…Survivor: Gabby is cured from depression!
That is it for now guys, make sure to come back next Thursday for more! This season is FIRE!